Sunday, 28 June 2009

How Clean is Your House?

If anyone else had been there to witness it, I would have been mortally embarrassed! We went swimming yesterday morning - Yeah, Olympic Girl is doing really well, thanks. Still got the armbands (since when have they been called 'water wings'?): she thinks she needs them but there's hardly any air left these days. Sometimes deception is key - and after about 20 minutes she needed the toilet. I can't convince her to pee in the pool like a normal person but it's not a great hassle as there's a loo poolside. I turned the light on, shut the door, pulled down the 'Purple Pig' swimming costume, was about to lift her onto the seat and she said:

"Oh look, this toilet is clean."

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