She's sitting there and I get up to do us some beans on toast.
"Mummy, show me your boobies."
I give her a flash of my bra-clad beauties. She gives me a smile.
"I like your boobies."
"Aw, thanks Lest!"
"Where did you buy your boobies?"
Ha! A shop for little people? A joke shop? Primark?